Baseball, Yankees, and Red Sox Jokes

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Yankee jokes
A Yankee fan and a Jet fan jump off of a bridge. Who falls first?
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How do you get a Yankee fans eyes to light up?
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Why is it good to be driving with a Yankee fan?
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What's the difference between Bigfoot and a smart Yankee fan?
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How do you make a Yankee fan laugh on Monday?
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How can you tell if a Yankee fan just sent you a fax?
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How can you tell if a Yankee fan has been using your computer?
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How can you tell when George Steinbrenner is lying?
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What's the biggest challenge for the Yankees marketing department?
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Why don't Yankees players shower after home games?
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What do Chuck Knoblauch and Michael Jackson have in common?
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Paul O'Neill is trying to graduate high school. His teacher says if you solve this math problem, you can graduate: What is 14-3? Paulie says 9, and the rest of the Yankees say, "give him another chance, give him another chance!" So the teacher says "Okay, what is 7+7?" Paulie says 10. The team members say "give him another chance!" The teacher says, "OK, what is 3x3?" Paulie says 9, and the rest of the Yankees say "give him another chance, give him another chance!"

Red Sox jokes

How do you open a great second baseman?
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Did you hear the sad news? Bill Buckner tried to kill himself the other day by jumping in front of a bus. Luckily it went right through his legs.

Twins Jokes

My doctor told me to avoid excitement and large crowds, so I got season tickets to the Twins.

I called up the Twins and asked them what time the game started, and they said "What time can you get here?"

Why is it so hot at Twins games?
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Baseball Jokes

MLB is deciding whether or not to reinstate Pete Rose in the 98 season. When asked about it, Rose said, "I hope they do, cause I've got $50 riding on it."

I love autumn. It gives me a chance to sit at home and watch the world series. Kinda like the Dodgers.

You know, you had to feel kind of bad when the Indians lost this post season. Not for the players sake, but more for Wil Cordero's wife's sake

12-year-old Jeff Maier reached out and caught a fly ball at the Yankees-Orioles game, causing Baltimore to lose the first game of the playoffs. This means that Maier has already caught more fly balls than the entire Devil Rays outfield

More and more stadiums are bring back natural grass, they have too. All that tobacco juice is killing the Astroturf.

What is the difference between Heathcliff Slocumb and UPS?
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